theatrical-and-overdramatic!sasuke is our child and must be protected at all costs

it’s actually almost alarming how well that quote can be applied to sasuke in very ironic ways, as i’ve discovered after many conversations with renaerys and enton, who inspired this little masterpiece.

(juugo totally thinks sasuke’s cool, suigetsu starts writing these sporadic bursts of emotion on paper for future use with the ladies, and karin needs juugo to restrain her from punching sasuke’s teeth out.)